drake & josh
- drake helps josh w/ a crush
- drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
Anonymous asked: Bumbleby 6
Going to start off small.
6. Really, I can’t believe you got us… handcuffed together.
“It was worth it.”
In the rear seat of the cop car Blake slouched, head on the back dash, incessantly nervous. Yang laughed in the next seat over, patting her back.
“C’mon Blake, don’t be like that. How was I supposed to know donuts were illegal?”
The chain tethering them together jingled when Blake pointed an accusatory finger and growled. “And how was I supposed to know that by ‘donuts’ you meant spinning a car around and around in circles and not actual donuts?”
“Who asks to eat donuts at one AM?”
“Who wants to drive donuts at one AM?!”
A sharp rap on the side of the window stole their attention. The officer she assumed had been checking Blake’s car registration had returned with a grim look that shattered her wane hope.
“Ah apologize for the wait missy’s, but it looks like we got ourselves a problem.”
Blake gulped, praying for the best. “Yes officer?”
His face split into a wide grin as he whipped out a pink box from behind his back. “You ladies were performing donuts without donuts. That there’s a state crime!”
“Heck yeah!” Yang hooted and reached across Blake with her unchained arm to give the police guy a totally rad high five.
bare minimum? i thought you meant bear minimum. as in the smallest amount of bears possible. which is why i brought one bear. there’s one bear. aka. the smallest amount of bears possible. i mean this is a problem but at least it’s not like. bear maximum